"On Her Bed"

To the music of On A Boat by The Lonely Island.

Court-Nay!

OHHH CRAP! Get your Sweat Pants ready
It's about to get comfy!
Everybody in the place hit the effin' sheets
but under the mutha'effin' covers
You see her layin' it down!

She's on her bed, She's on her bed.
Everybody look at Courtney
Cuz she's sittin on her bed.
She's on her bed, She's on her bed.
Take a good hard look
at the mutha effin' BED.

She's on a bed mutha' effer, take a look at her!
Tucked in underneath the covers to avoid the BRRRR.
Bustin' sweat pants unda'neath her dress
Depauw pink and black, cuz they is tha bess!

Take a Picture, You, She's on a bed, sit!
and drinkin' diet coke, cuz she's so fit!
She's got her dress on, and her flippie-floppies
She's watchin' tv shows, you at work still,
Straight makin' copies!

She's on her bed dressed in flips and sweats
Her heat blankets on, just as warm and not at all wet.
But this ain't an Oven, but it's just as warm as it gets!
She in her bed, really comfy without any regret!

She's on her bed and She's got her sweats and
She got her skinned bronzed fresh from gettin' tanned.
She's the queen of her world in her bed like Heaven
You ain't in your bed, like her, seven eleven!

Get The Eff Down This Bed is REAL (comfy)

Eff work, she's in her bed, mutha'effer!
Eff' shoes, she's got her flips, mutha'effer!
She's in her bed with stuffed toys, mutha'effer!
Her tv shows makin' noise, mutha'effer!

Hey Vicky, if you could see her now
She's all curled up like only she knows how
All warm, but not a drop of sweat on her brow
Like Barney Stinson said, e'erybody "SUIT DOWN!"

Yeah I never thought I'd be on her bed
layin there, like I was dead
Courtney, look at me, oh, (all under the sheets)
Never thought I'd see the day
I'd get down on her bed and lay
Believe me when I say, I'm effin' lay-zay!

She's on her bed, She's on her bed.
Everybody look at Courtney
Cuz she's sittin on her bed.
She's on her bed, She's on her bed.
Take a good hard look
at the mutha effin' BED.

C-C-Court- NAY
Court-Nay
Yay ye yeah yeah.